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2017-06-08開心一笑:病人爲什麼大喊
2017-05-06WhyIsHeHowling.他爲什麼喊Dentist:Pleasestophowling.Ihaven'teventouchedyourtoothyet.牙醫:請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。Patient:Iknow,butyouarestandingonmyfoot!病人:我知道,可是你正踩着我的腳呀!......
開心一笑:未來正常的體重
2017-06-07開心一笑:我充當了右腿的角色
2017-05-13TheRightLegProctor(exceedinglyangry):"Soyouconfessthatthisunfortunatefreshmanwaskickedtothisfrogpondanddrenched?Nowwhatpartdidyoutakeinthisdisgracefulaffair?"Soph.(meekly):"Therightleg,sir."學監(非常生......
開心一笑:我那英俊的丈夫失蹤了
2017-08-30Aladycallsthepolicetoreportherhusbandismissing.Thepolicearriveandaskforadescription.Shetellsthemhe's6foot2inchestall,blondewavyhairandhasasmilethatmakeseverybodylovehim.Thepolicethengotothenextdoorne......
開心一笑:該退休了
2017-06-05開心一笑: A Careless Barber 催命理髮員
2017-04-15Barber:Wereyouwearingaredscarfwhenyoucamein?理髮員:你進來時是不是繫着紅圍巾?Customer:No.顧客:沒有呀。Barber:Oh,thenImusthavecutyourthroat.理髮員:噢,那我肯定弄破了你的喉嚨。......
開心一笑:承諾的結果 The consequences大綱
2017-05-24Father:Ipromisedtobuyyouacarifyoupassedyourexamination,andyouhavefailed.Whatwereyoudoinglastterm?父親:我曾向你許諾,如果你考試及格就給你買倆小汽車,可你卻未能做到。你上學期一直在幹什麼呀?Son:Iwaslearningtod......
開心一笑:英語笑話:區別
2017-05-06"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinoneofmygraduateengineeringcoursesatCaliforniaStateUniversityinLosAngeles."WhenIsay,'Goodafternoon,'theundergraduat......
開心一笑:網絡時代
2017-06-06開心一笑:牧師如何對付蝙蝠
2017-05-27Threepastors三個牧師的故事Threepastorsinthesouthwerehavinglunchinadiner.Onesaid,Youknow,sincesummerstartedI'vebeenhavingtroublewithbatsinmyloftandatticatchurch.I'vetriedeverything—noise,......
第496期:國外那些讓你會意一笑的酸奶問候語
2019-04-03One:YogurtlidThiswoman'syogurtlidbrightenedherday.這個女人的酸奶蓋兒點亮了她的一天。Evenyogurthassomethingtosay.即使是酸奶也有話要說。yogurtn.酸奶lidn.蓋子Two:snackpacket零食包Thismessagewashiddenun......
開心一笑:您的大衣着火了
2017-04-17Themaster,toimpressonhispupilstheneedofthinkingbeforespeaking,toldthemtocountfiftybeforesayinganythingimportant,andonehundredifitwasveryimportant.Thenextdayhewasspeaking,standingwithhisbacktothefire,w......
開心一笑:倔強的路
2017-06-06開心一笑:聖誕老人才是最後的贏家!
2017-05-30OnChristmasEveSantaClausmetanhonestpoliticianandakindlawyerwhileridingupinanelevatorofaveryexclusivehotel.Justbeforethedoorsopenedthethreeofthemnoticeda1000NTbilllyingonthefloor.Whichoneofthemdoyouthi......
開心一笑:吝嗇鬼的聚會 The Mean Man's Party
2017-05-23TheMeanMansPartyThenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot.......
開心一笑:多吃些魚
2017-06-09開心一笑:怎麼能說我不浪漫呢?
2017-06-09開心一笑:越獄的悲劇
2017-06-07開心一笑:你從來都沒有那樣吻過我
2017-06-06開心一笑:奶奶,我沒哭,老師哭了
2017-05-08Buttheteachercried老師哭了Thesix-year-oldJohnwasterriblyspoiled.六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。Hisfatherknewit,buthisgrandmadotedonhim.Hehardlyleftherside.Andwhenhewantedanything,heeithercriedorthrewatempertantr......
開心一笑:婚姻的成本
2017-04-18Alittleboyaskedhisfather,"Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?"Andthefatherreplied,"Idon'tknow,son,I'mstillpaying."一個小男孩問他的父親,“爸爸,要花多少錢才能結婚呢?”“我也不知道,我現在還在交錢。......
開心一笑:狡猾的兔子
2017-06-03It'snotworthit,Roy!Let'sjustgivehimournosesandlethimgo.這樣不值得,Roy,我們把鼻子給他,讓他走吧!......
開心一笑:什麼都有,你要買什麼?大綱
2017-05-24Astoremanagerheardaclerktellacustomer.No,ma'am,wehaven'thadanyforawhile,anditdoesn'tlookasifwe'llbegettingsoon.Horrified,themanagercamerunningovertothecustomerandsaid,Ofcourse,we'l......
開心一笑:尷尬的搭訕 awkward dating
2017-05-08WhentheyoungwaitressinthecaféinTom'sbuildingstartedwavinghelloeveryday.Tomwasflattered,forshewasatleast15yearsyoungerthanhe.在湯姆工作的大樓裏有一個咖啡屋,那兒總有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。湯姆有......