男人除了Sex還想些什麼？

A book with entirely blank pages has become a bestseller after becoming a hit with students.
一本里面全是白紙的書現在成爲英國學生人手必備的暢銷書。究竟是爲什麼？

“Professor” Sheridan Simove has produced a 200 page book entitled “What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex”.
Sheridan Simove“教授”出了本書，名叫《男人的腦子裏除了性還有什麼》。（所以，這本書裏什麼都沒有，全是一頁頁的白紙）

The work has sold out online on Amazon following heavy promotion in student unions across Britain.
在廣受追捧之後，亞馬遜書店這本書已經賣得脫銷了。

The £4.69 item, which was intended as a novelty gift, is being used by students as a notebook.
本書售價4.69英榜，被學生們拿來當筆記本用。

Nottingham university student Jess Lloyd said: “I bought a copy for my mate as a joke and he started using it as a note pad for lectures. Now everyone seems to have one. It’s started a real craze on campus.”
一位學生說：“我本來買這本書是要送給我哥們的，現在那哥們用這個來記筆記了。似乎所有人都開始用這個，現在大學裏這個‘筆記本’超火。”

“Author” Sheridan Simove said: “This book is the result of 39 years of painstaking research and practical study into the subject. I left nothing to chance and really threw myself into my work.
作者本人說：“這本書是39年來辛勤研究和實地考察的結晶，我在寫這本書時殫精竭慮，絕對不是異想天開。”

“After many years of hard work I finally realised that men think of absolutely nothing apart from sex. It was a shocking conclusion and I realised that the world needed to be informed of my findings.“
經過多年研究，我終於發現男人除了性之外什麼都不知道。這個結論非常驚人，我認爲世人有必要對此有所瞭解。”

“I never thought for one moment that my life’s work would be embraced by Britain’s students in their thousands. It is very gratifying to see my book outselling many other academic works whose authors claim to have worked even harder than I to break new ground and further the extent of human knowledge.”
“我很高興能看到，有如此多的學生熱愛我的作品，甚於很多其他學術著作。可笑的是那些自以爲是的學者們還聲稱他們在開拓研究領域、傳播知識上花的心血比我多。”