經典科幻文學:《銀河系漫遊指南》第2章

Chapter 2
Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.
The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
It says that the effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
The Guide also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterwards.
The Guide even tells you how you can mix one yourself.

第二章
以下是《銀河系百科全書》中對酒的解釋。它說，酒是一種無色、易揮發的液體，由糖發酵而來，同時，它還提到了酒還具有能夠使基於碳元素構成的生命形式變醉的功效。
《銀河系漫遊指南》中也提到了酒。它說，存在的最好的飲料就是“泛銀河系含漱爆破藥”了。
它說，喝下一杯泛銀河系含漱爆破藥，那感覺就像是被一大塊包裹着檸檬的金磚拍碎了頭。
《指南》還會告訴你，哪些行星上能調配出最好的泛銀河系含漱爆破藥，買上一份將要花掉你多少錢，以及都有哪些幫助你飲後恢復健康的志願組織存在。
《指南》甚至會教你如何自己調配出一份泛銀河系含漱爆破藥來。