經典科幻文學:《銀河系漫遊指南》第17章5

"Is that all?" shouted Arthur.
"No, we're also going to ... er ... take evasive action!" said Zaphod with a sudden access of panic. "Computer, what evasive action can we take?"
"Er, none I'm afraid, guys," said the computer.
"... or something," said Zaphod, "... er ..." he said.
"There seems to be something jamming my guidance system," explained the computer brightly, "impact minus forty-five seconds. Please call me Eddie if it will help you to relax."
Zaphod tried to run in several equally decisive directions simultaneously. "Right!" he said. "Er ... we've got to get manual control of this ship."
"Can you fly her?" asked Ford pleasantly.
"No, can you?"
"No."
"Trillian, can you?"
"No."
"Fine," said Zaphod, relaxing. "We'll do it together."

“就這些？”阿瑟叫起來。
“不，我們還能……嗯……採取規避動作！”贊福德說，突然間感到了一陣恐慌，“電腦，我們能採取什麼樣的規避動作？”
“嗯，我恐怕沒有，夥計。”電腦說。
“或者做點其他隨便什麼，”贊福德繼續說，“……比如……”他什麼都想不起來。
“好像有什麼東西堵塞了我的導航系統。”電腦解釋說，“距離撞擊還有45秒。請叫我艾迪，這樣也許有助於大家放鬆些。”
贊福德試圖同時考慮幾種解決之道。“對了！”他說，“嗯……我們可以手動控制這艘飛船。”
“你會駕駛嗎？”福特高興地問。
“不會，你呢？”
“不會。”
“崔莉思，你呢？”
“不會。”
“很好，”贊福德似乎鬆了一口氣，“我們可以一起來幹。”